You are a gross, hairy goblin. Someone is apparently holding a Super Goblin Sex Party 2017. WOW! Can you make it to that thing? Or will you be a victim of chemical weapons / ancient conspiracies / evil pepperoni / Fantasy Alternate Universe Macklemore?
This Judd Apatow-esque trash adventure is YOURS TO HAVE! Go forth and goblin it up--those Nazis aren't going to punch themselves!
Arrow buttons to the left, business on the right.